Here’s the crazy NFL playoff scenario that would get the 1-10-1 Detroit Lions to the postseason

A lot of crazy things have happened this NFL season, but the craziest one of all has to be the fact that the Detroit Lions were NOT the first team eliminated from playoff contention.

Despite starting the year 0-10-1, the Lions managed to outlast the Texans, who were eliminated in Week 13. Thanks to their win over the Vikings on Sunday, the Lions managed to stave off elimination for at least one more week. 

As we head into Week 14, the Texans are the only NFL team that has officially been ousted, which means, yup, THE LIONS ARE STILL ALIVE. 

If you’re thinking that sounds absolutely unbelievable and that you’re going to need some proof that the 1-10-1 Lions are still alive, I have some good news: Our social team decided to map out Detroit’s path to the playoffs and let me just say, you probably have a better chance of waking up with $7 million in your pocket tomorrow than the Lions do of making the playoffs, but you know what, this is the NFL and anything can happen. 

Although there is more than one route for the Lions to get to the playoffs, most of them involve multiple tie games over the final five weeks of the season and we wanted to cut down on ties, so we picked a playoff route that only features one tie. 

Heading into Week 14, the Lions will need a total of 37 THINGS to go their way in order for them to make the playoffs.

Without further adieu, let’s check out everything the Lions need to make the playoffs. 

Week 14 results that the Lions need to keep their playoff hopes alive

• Lions beat Broncos
• Steelers beat Vikings
• Cowboys beat Washington
• Texans beat Seahawks
• Jets beat Saints
• Panthers beat Falcons
• Chargers beat Giants
• Bengals beat 49ers
• Packers beat Bears

If the Steelers beat the Vikings on Thursday night, then that would clearly mean that this is all meant to happen. On the other hand, if the Vikings win on Thursday, that won’t eliminate the Lions, but it will make things slightly more complicated. 

Week 15 results that the Lions need to keep their playoff hopes alive

• Lions beat Cardinals
• Eagles beat Washington
• Cowboys beat Giants
• Bills beat Panthers
• Falcons beat 49ers
• Rams beat Seahawks
• Buccaneers beat Saints
• Bears beat Vikings

Honestly, if the Lions beat the Cardinals in Week 15, we should just give them Arizona’s playoff spot. 

Week 16 results that the Lions need to keep their playoff hopes alive

• Lions beat Falcons
• Rams beat Vikings
• Eagles beat Giants
• Buccaneers beat Panthers
• Cowboys beat Washington
• Seahawks beat Bears
• Dolphins beat Saints
• Titans beat 49ers

Of the eight teams that the Lions need to win in Week 16, at least six of them will likely be favored, which makes me feel like this Lions playoff thing ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE OF HAPPENING.

Week 17 results that the Lions need to keep their playoff hopes alive

• Lions beat Seahawks
• Saints TIE Panthers
• Bills beat Falcons
• Eagles beat Washington
• Packers beat Vikings
• Texans beat 49ers

If the Lions playoff chances are still alive at this point, I’m going to assume it’s because the Football Gods want them in the playoffs and if they want the Lions in, they’ll make sure that Detroit upsets Seattle and that the Texans beat the 49ers.

Week 18 results that the Lions need to keep their playoff hopes alive

• Lions beat Packers
• Saints beat Falcons
• Giants beat Washington
• Buccaneers beat Panthers
• Vikings beat Bears
• Rams beat 49ers

Considering the Lions need 45 things to happen, Week 18 should be the least stressful one since they only need six things to go their way.

Anyway, here’s a look at the list in an easily shareable graphic in case you want to show it to everyone you know. 

The sad part for the Lions is that although they need 45 things to go their way to get in the playoffs, they only need one thing to go against them this week to be eliminated. The Lions will officially be knocked out of playoff contention if they lose to the Broncos, and even if they beat Denver, they could still be eliminated in Week 14. 

Anyway, if all 45 of these things happen, the NFC playoffs will look like this: 

1. Packers (13-4)
2. Buccaneers (13-4)
3. Cardinals (13-4)
4. Cowboys (11-6)
5. Rams (11-6)
6. Eagles (10-7)
7. Lions (6-10-1)

At this point, most people would probably assume that Detroit would lose by 70 to Tom Brady and the Buccaneers in the wild-card round, but if the Lions get in the playoffs because 37 things went their way over the final five weeks of the season, there’s a zero percent chance I’ll be betting against them in that game.